Paper Starcraft

Äkta spelare gör sånt!
Jag torskade på en majoritet av dom 100 frågorna som finns om man är starcraft beroende.

JAG ÄR ÄKTA!
Eller geek...ja vät int

Jag kommer inte ihåg adressen....men sök på google

Fett sköna frågor, typ om man har döpt sin hund till spelets zergling hjälte osv

Men ja letar upp den så fort ja kan när ja kommer hem.

Medans så kan du ju kolla på beta filmer från starcraft om du vill

www.starcraft9.de

tror grabbarna behöver lukta på lite mus, så tror ja inte dom viker fler pappersgubbar! ;)

här har ni svaren om ni har spelat för mycket sc!:D

* You call your house your "Nexus."
* You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
* You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
* You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
* You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
* You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
* You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
* You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
* Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
* Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
* You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
* Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
* The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
* You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
* You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
* You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
* Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
* You call your school bully a Dragoon.
* You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
* You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
* You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
* You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
* You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
* You think babies come from Gateways.
* Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
* You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
* You try to Optical Flare your dog.
* You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
* You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
* You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
* You go by your Battle.net alias.
* You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
* You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
* You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
* You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
* You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
* You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
* You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
* You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
* You name your son Fenix.
* You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
* The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
* You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
* You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
* You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
* You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
* You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.

* You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"

OM jag någon gång skulle spränga mig själv så skulle jag fan gjort det "for the swarm!"

Annars så stämde dom här in iaf:
* You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
* You go by your Battle.net alias.
* You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV. (Om jag fick en tank också så lätt!)
* You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case. (Den står fint ensamt på en annars tom hylla)

* The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."

* You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"

* You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.

* You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.

* Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."

* Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.

* You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.

alla dom... jag är dömd

min grej blev populär ^^

haha, klockrent!


Föresten empire, har du rotat fram replayen där du vann över mig? eller va d du?

Vad heter du på battle.net då?
Om inte så får vi väll ta en rematch nån gång när mitt internet är tillbaka i fullt fungerande skick...

Jag brukar inte spara så många replays, typ bara dom jag vinner på eller dom som ja förlorar stort på och det förekommer massa skumma saker på.

sakisaki heter jag, har för mig att du sa att du hade en rep på när du ägde mig i nån tidigare topic menmen...=)

Jo just de...nu kommer jag ihåg.
Får kolla upp det när jag kommer hem.

jag råkade säga guld en gång när min kompis fråga om han fick låna 50 kronor.. då sa jag nä jag ahr bara lite guld:D

* You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"

ska jag dö nån gång ska fanimej göra det for the swarm :D

SakiSaki P18:
Jag hittade inga replays med dig, men fan jag har för mig att jag har spelat mot dig iaf...

Empire


wahah, ingen replay inga bevis! ^^


vi får ta en match nån gång :)

Mjo...;)
Förhoppnings vis så tar jag dig efter att jag suttit och sagt att jag slaktat dig under alla den här tiden ;)

Mheg jag har två nycklar om du vill ha en

Han/de måste vara extrema SC-fans!

Vad har ni för nicks på bnet?
Ill kick ass 4 free

Empire


Aa, de får vi hoppas på? :)


jag har iof inte lirat på typ ett halvår så de borde inte vara något problem ^^

Samma här, har inte haft internet på ett jävla tag så jag har fått "träna" mot skit AI'n i spelet

Jag har nu fått mitt internet igen så snart kan jag börja spela igen!