Englands Number One Having had his balls stamped on by the 6.3' German tank known as Robert Huth (deliberately), Shearer is delighted he still has his them and that's what our inspirational Captain showed yesterday - big balls to get up, dust himself down and get back on to help his team pick up all 3 points as Newcastle beat Chelsea 2-1. Shearer on the tackle: "There's something in the middle of my legs that's a bit weary having been stood on, but they're both still there I can guarantee that." "I had a count of them in the dressing room. I don't know whether they are in working order, but they are a bit black and blue." "He stood on me but that's football." Big Al Not Happy With Tackle, But His Ba .. There's only one Alan Shearer!