37 most shocking moments in dancehall
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37. While on MTV Cribs, Shaggy proudly displays photograph taken with Gianni Versace
36. Sizzla sings hook on Foxy Brown cunnilingus song
35. Beenie Man sets the image of Jamaica's education system back 50 years when he repeatedly mispronounces Compton as "Contam" on a collaboration with Guerilla Black
34. Scare Dem Crew remakes Usher's My Way as Dainty and shoots music video which features Elephant Man in a crib getting his pampers changed while singing about how dainty he is
33. Vybz Kartel wears pink tights to Miami's ReggaeFest
32. Lexxus is discovered to be a bowcat
31. Spragga Benz samples Foxy Brown's ill na-na and proclaims that it tastes like rum punch, then becomes Rastafarian and stops drinking rum
30. Frankie Paul is caught feeling up female acquaintance's 12 year old son
29. Frankie Paul ketches Shandy bottles at Sting
28. Ninja Man becomes informer and turns over handgun to Babylon Reneto Adams at Sting
27. Ninja Man converts to Christianity, renames himself Brother Desmond, then backslides two months later and is caught sniffing coke
26. Ninja Man teefs Michael Jackson's style and wears a horsehair weave onstage
25. Merciless teefs style, rapes woman who thought he was Bounty Killer and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn't
24. Zebra teefs style, has two hits, and is sent to prison and introduced to Kid Ralph after raping woman who thought he was Tiger and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn't
23. Jah Cure teefs Yami Bolo's style, has no hits, is sent to prison for raping woman and becomes a reggae superstar
22. Bounty Killer, like a bitch, runs from gunshots during stage show
21. Elephant Man is robbed in London
20. Elephant Man becomes the first and only male artist in dancehall history to lose a clash with a female deejay when Spice murders him onstage at Sting
19. King Jammys bitch-slaps Zumjay in studio during recording session
18. Snoop Dogg bitch-slaps Super Cat backstage at a Kris Kross performance
17. Capleton's Bobo entourage bitch-slaps Beenie Man at airport
16. Ninja Man teefs Bobby Brown's style, beats up girlfriend and is arrested for being a lady badman
15. Ninja Man once again teefs Michael Jackson's style, flings baby through window and is arrested for being a baby badman
14. Vybz Kartel Fuck's wit Ninja Man and proceeds to give a Timberland-sponsored charity walkathon for the rehabilitation of cokeheads on his face
13. Elephant Man appears on BET's 106 & Park for the first time and sets Jamaica back 100 years
12. Elephant Man, in an effort to quell HIV+ rumours at a live stage show, asks audience if he "look like smaddy whe have AIDS to yu?"... crowd replies with a resounding "YES!!!"
11. Shabba Ranks buns battyman live on BBC and his career is subsequently sabotaged by GLAAD
10. Buju Banton is forced to apologize to GLAAD for anti-battyman lyrics
9. Buju Banton beats up two battymen
8. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics
7. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics
6. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics
5. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics
4. Beenie Man appea