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Komik- The Skill Of pt. I [Spoken Word]

Vår Hiphop - Lyricism

   

2005-08-05 00:51

Komik- The Skill Of pt. I [Spoken Word]

It was raining at first, clouds and all that in view
Bouncin' all my issues with no couch to fall back into
No spouse to contact when you, feel empty and sad
Just these fuckin' Tv- commercials!
I mean, what is normal?

Working 9-5, pickin' up your kids, I feel embarrased, but,
The most avarage habit, is watchin' a fat fuck with glasses
..Tellin' you the most effictive way how to peel a carrot!
Or what vegatables you can mix in this:
"Kamikaze blender! Call now and you'll only pay 49.99$!"

And then there's "Ideals"..
Many inventions are good though.. Gas lighters... Who's countin'?
Im talkin' about the things that makes you:

-Quit your job
-Devorce yourself
-Withdraw money from your savings account, the same account you've been depoisting a piece of your monthly salary for that dream house of yours, or to repare that refrigerator..

..All this to buy the Ab Slider 2000..
But Who's countin?.. Who?

I tell you who! The same guy who realized after 2 months of hard training with the Ab Slider 2000, that he is still the fat fuck he allways has been.. So:

He started asking, asking himself why, "Why have I done that?"
And to some cats, its pretty obvoiuz that it takes som skill to;
..Get your job back, getting that monthly salary of yours to deposit a piece of it once again, but the hardest thing of all, is the fact that you'll probably end up in the same position, but in a different situation, on your knees begging your fat fuck wife to come back..

The same fat fuck highschool sweet heart that probably fucked 20 guys during the same time that you tried to fix your abs..
.. "All for her" Please... You narcissistic son of a bitch.

Im tellin you man, television will be the end of all generations..

And then there's games.. I got a Ps2 but that doesn't fuck me up.
What fucks me up is the "Gold age", 15, people with stone face
Holdin' a full gauged shotgun pumpin' 15 rounds in me during their walk down memory lane with cold rage..
..Implosive muthafuckers..

You probably have someone like that sittin’ in your classroom
Pimples, red hair, only respond to the teachers sound of ‘Mathew’
Just waiting to blast you.. He loves "Roleplay"..
So is it so fuckin’ hard to understand why I smoke blunts during the break in the bathroom?
I have to.. I have to damn it!

But are these symptomz of paranoia that I have, only a reflection of my 24 inch TV- screen? The screen I follow desperatly to understand the power behind the skill..

..The skill of peelin' a carrot..

I'm Superman! King fucking Kong! I can pick you up and throw you a million miles. I'm number one. Number fucking one. I'm number one. Number fucking one. Number one! Number one! Number one!

2005-08-05 12:11
Skriver ett par rader ikväll...

2005-08-05 16:44
Riktigt bra och välskriven text! Du får läsaren att vilja fortsätta läsa hela tiden, och får verkligen fram det du vill ha sagt.
Du använder en bra engelska och texten känns äkta, men ändå fräsch och humoristisk. Fortsätt med detta, du gör det riktigt bra!

Mvh / Wk
"Du har inget att hämta här, som ett homosexuellt par på dagis" -Wk

2005-08-05 17:42
-Quit your job
-Devorce yourself

Right on da target! (grym rad)

allt som allt en tight text faktiskt! (imponerad) You can do it! ;) yeeeeeah
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2005-08-05 18:40
trevligt att se komik testa sina gränser och testa nåt nytt.
början var trevande, du visste kanske inte riktigt hur du skulle sätta upp allt och få fram de du ville säga.
men sen, sen min vän kom du till stycket

And then there's "Ideals"..
Many inventions are good though.. Gas lighters... Who's countin'?
Im talkin' about the things that makes you:

och efter det så föll allt på plats. du blandar humor med sanning, on point, och säkert väldigt träffande för dem som sysslar med tv-shopping.

kör audio på den här, de kan bli riktigt kul :)
Close your eyes, Just feel and realize, it is real and not a dream, I'm in you and you're in me.

2005-08-05 20:07
Yes, detta var intressant och bra skrivet. Jag gillade texten från början till slut.

It was raining at first, clouds and all that in view
Bouncin' all my issues with no couch to fall back into
No spouse to contact when you feel empty and sad
Just these fuckin' Tv- commercials!
I mean, what is normal?

Working 9-5, pickin' up your kids, I feel embarrased, but,
The most average habit, is watchin' a fat fuck with glasses
..Tellin' you the most effective way how to peel a carrot!
Or what vegetables you can mix in this:
"Kamikaze blender! Call now and you'll only pay 49.99$!"

And then there's "Ideals"..
Many inventions are good though.. Gas lighters... Who's countin'?
Im talkin' about the things that makes you:

-Quit your job
-Divorce yourself
-Withdraw money from your savings account, the same account you've been depositing a piece of your monthly salary for that dream house of yours, or to repare that refrigerator..

..All this to buy the Ab Slider 2000..
But Who's countin?.. Who?

I tell you who! The same guy who realized after 2 months of hard training with the Ab Slider 2000, that he is still the fat fuck he has always been.. So:

He started asking, asking himself why, "Why have I done that?"
And to some cats, its pretty obviouz that it takes some skill to;
..Get your job back, getting that monthly salary of yours to deposit a piece of it once again, but the hardest thing of all, is the fact that you'll probably end up in the same position, but in a different situation, on your knees begging your fat fuck wife to come back..

The same fat fuck highschool sweetheart that probably fucked 20 guys during the same time that you tried to fix your abs..
.. "All for her" Please... You narcissistic son of a bitch.

Im tellin you man, television will be the end of all generations..

And then there's games.. I got a Ps2 but that doesn't fuck me up.
What fucks me up is the "Gold age", 15, people with stone face
Holdin' a full gauged shotgun pumpin' 15 rounds in me during their walk down memory lane with cold rage..
..Implosive muthafuckers..

You probably have someone like that sittin’ in your classroom
Pimples, red hair, only respond to the teachers sound of ‘Mathew’
Just waiting to blast you.. He loves "Roleplay"..
So is it so fuckin’ hard to understand why I smoke blunts during the break in the bathroom?
I have to.. I have to damn it!

But are these symptomz of paranoia that I have, only a reflection of my 24 inch TV- screen? The screen I follow desperately to understand the power behind the skill..

..The skill of peelin' a carrot..

Ändrade en hel del stafel o.s.v...

And then there's games.. I got a Ps2 but that doesn't fuck me up.
What fucks me up is the "Gold age", 15, people with stone face
Holdin' a full gauged shotgun pumpin' 15 rounds in me during their walk down memory lane with cold rage..
..Implosive muthafuckers..

Förklara den lite närmare.

Annars så är det bra skrivet om hur det kan fungera idag för folk, dessa får som bara hycklar sig fram i livet och jagar normer.

Vissa rim som "The sound of Mathew" kändes lite billiga men överlag var det jämnt skrivet.

//Peace

2005-08-06 01:37
nice nice nice!

but don't diss people with glasses. we'll be coming for you. when you least expect it....

favvolines:
you've been depoisting a piece of your monthly salary for that dream house of yours, or to repare that refrigerator..

But are these symptomz of paranoia that I have, only a reflection of my 24 inch TV- screen? The screen I follow desperatly to understand the power behind the skill..

..The skill of peelin' a carrot..

fattade dock inte "the teachers sound of Mathew"
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2005-08-06 20:53
Shit was tight. Kändes lite som att du försöker dölja hur hårt du jobbat på den.. Men shit was tight.
Me? What? naw, I'm the kid closing curtains<br> Perfect? No, I'm a brew slamming guy with a purpose<br>http://www.thewrestlinggame.com/wg.asp?w=110101

2005-08-06 21:04
.. "All for her" Please... You narcissistic son of a bitch
:)

tungt, slaknade här och var men allt som allt brae... abow
norman bates behemot
bubba fett alfred bello
arthur's detour azazello

2005-08-07 03:59
vado, absolut inte. Jag gillade den, som sagt. Försökte inte hålla någon plats, eftersom jag ändå är på en låååång semster från lyricism. Försökte mer komma med något konstruktivt.. Men men, detta är whoa... Proppsa eller totaldissa.. Gråzoner suck..

Fortsätts i gb, om ens det.
Me? What? naw, I'm the kid closing curtains<br> Perfect? No, I'm a brew slamming guy with a purpose<br>http://www.thewrestlinggame.com/wg.asp?w=110101