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Teenager: Are you a cop? 
Fletch: As far as you know. 
Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft? 
Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car? 
Teenager: I sure did. 
Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again? 
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss. 
Madeline: Who's Frieda? 
Fletch: My secretary. 
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber? 
Fletch: No, that's "Babar". 
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's? 
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R. 
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two. 
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant. 
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar? 
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any. 
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children? 
Fletch: No elephant books. Fletch: If you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.  
Fletch: Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. 
Fletch: I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out? 
Gail Stanwyck: Alan's in Utah. 
Fletch: I... can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.  
Fletch: Can't keep me here, chief. 
Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you in here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out. 
Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.   
Fletch: Thank god, the... police. 
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