Eminems bästa punchlines/rader

Have you ever loved someone so much, you’d give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?

fast då måste man se videon för att förstå fullt ut
det är det enda med eminem jag kan hitta på rak arm. Har inte bra koll på honom alls numera.

Of the top

"How am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet!"

Hade några andra jag hade halft i huvudet men glömde bort dem när jag började skriva på dem, känns dumt att skriva halva punchlines :D skriver mer senare

"You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album"

Beef with me, i even the score equally
take you to jerry springer, and beat your ass legally

"I get you blunted off of funny home grown. Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono"

Sonny Bono var tillsammans med Cher, han åkte på skidsemester och åkte in i ett träd o dog.

"My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuck no you ain’t seen it, it’s the size of a peanut!"

Behöver nog ingen förklaring.

""You talk alot of shit but you were never ill though. I'm strong enough to beat you to death with a feather-pillow""

"You couldn’t flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula"

"You couldn´t make people throw up their hands, even if they swollowed their fingers"


Finns en massa med Eminem som är roliga o sjuka..

"you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?"






















jag tycker den är ganska rolig

oj, cp-inlägg

dirtyfist P3
haha roliga rader där, men vilken låt är
"You couldn’t flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula" ifrån?

help me i think im having a sezure (stavning?)
i sad im high to bitch stop grabing my t shirt ..


kankse inte fetaste men låter endån fet

och hela "nail in the coffin" är fet

"You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize
Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes" (If I Get Lock Up Tonight)

Haha.. råtung rad, där snackar vi om SJUKT jävla wordplay.


"A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
Fuck a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this" (I Still Don't Give A Fuck)

Klockren. Humor på hög nivå!


"See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan
I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin'" (Murder Murder)

Fet punchline helt enkelt.


"Just then the pigs bust in yellin' "Freeze!"
But I'm already wanted for sellin' keys
And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin' bees
So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots, they bust back
Hit em square in the chest, he wasn't wearin' a vest"

Underbara rader =)

hela försten versen på Last Hit är sjuk....                                                                         "My nine is limpin ya six deep when i spray rounds
Hit you with 12 shots in mid air and four more on the way down
The eight straight strays to a kid's hair on the playground
You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!)"

So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

kom igen nu, finns det ngn låt som han inte droppar feta punchlines i? den här tråden kommer aldrig ta slut xD haha ja vet inte ens vad ja ska välja att lägga upp =)
men word till Tino, En av mina favoritrader haha så klockren... Who wouldnt?

Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?

oslagbar.

Soomersault, speciellt med hans "Click click"-ljud efter.
Sjukt bra.

You and a friend can jump of a bridge,
and if you live, do it again
shit why not? blow your brain out, im blowin mine out
 Fuck it, you only live once you might aswell die now!

 e också lite kul

han har ju gjort hur många som helst?? När det var beef o green latern proddade gjorde han ju hur många som helst mot benzino o klicket? annars "girls" med d12 har ju några...

I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
And walkin through south central l.a., bleedin in jeans
(am I a blood or a crip? ) wakin up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
On how you just got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a biggie and 'pac joke

från get you mad ^^

den där raden som är censureda på marshal maters lp.. Om den där skolan som dom sköt ner en massa eleve.. Hur går den raden egentligen?

Vilken låt?

det är det jag inte vet.. kollade igenom texterna från mm lp igår snabbt men hittade den inte...  var därför jag frågade om någon visste. Kanske inte är den skivan eller om skolan. Men en Eminem rad som blev censurerad iaf!

Jadu.. En Eminemrad som blev cencurerad. Med tanke på att dom flesta cencurerar t.ex. rope och matches så gäller det väl nästan alla hans rader. :)

I take seven -- from ----- stand 'em all in line
Add an AK - 47, a revolver, a nine
A mack 11 and an all assault a problem of mine
A natural old school a bully shot em all at one time


den?

And by the way, *N'SYNC why do they sing
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?



kul!

haha jag har fastnat helt för Eminems 'Amityville'

We don't do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shoot
and when the police come we fuckin shoot it out with them too!

låter så fkin naaaaaaajs!

"I'm sick enouge to fuck a man in his face 
but i wont, cause you're probably want to stay in his place"

i take seven kids from columbine

frudda P22
Diggar (diggade) em stort men kommer inte på vilken låt det kommer ifrån?

"I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't
Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place"

linen är från Eminem ft Dr Dre - If I Get Locked Up Tonight. En av favoriterna tror den var med på nån mix skiva från, Funk Masterflex

"...spray puffy with mase"

gillar den

Qvanton P21
blev censurerad på skiva! inte så vanligt! :P

LillaJocke P21
precis den :P så jävla rå! :P

"We aint eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your jeep beegle, I breath ether in three lethal amounts, til I stab myself in the knee, with a diseased needle."

Alliteration i världsklass...

I ain´t to joke with, cuz I don´t sell crack I smoke it.. nån gammal freestyle

Slap my mom, slap the fuck outa her!
She cant sue you, she wouldnt get a buck out of you

I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
an 83 year old fake Pachino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, you'll probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
But then again youl'll finally get your wish
cuz you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent

When I go out, I´ma go out shootin
I dont´ mean when I die, I mean when Im goin out to the club, stupid!

whoa, hoe, hello there.. wack place I won't go there
rather go to beirut and do a show there

när man ändå är inne på columbine får man ju inte glömma bort:

"Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window
and stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats
Sick sick dreams of picnic scenes, two kids, sixteen
with M-16's and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?
FUCK THAT! PBBT!"

så jävla bra flow på det med

ingen punchline men allmänt kul bara: i tie my penis to a rope and jump from a tree, dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?

emarkju.


ps. det där är inte alliteration.ds

den där raden som är censureda på marshal maters lp.. Om den där skolan som dom sköt ner en massa eleve.. Hur går den raden egentligen?


"I take seven kids from Columbine stand 'em all in line
Add an AK - 47, a revolver, a nine
A mack 11 and an all assault a problem of mine
A natural old school a bully shot em all at one time"

jag hade en mp3a av Im Back med dom raderna osencuerade, men den har försvunnit under åren :(

I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

- Role Model

So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on TV
or heard the CD usin the fag word so freely
it's just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
{*LOWER pitch*} Suck my fuckin dick, you faggot
You happy now? Look here

- Bitch Please II

And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!

- Marshal Mathers

ICP (Insane Clown Posse) gjorde en disslåt som hette "Slim Anus". Tror den är på 3 minuter eller så, men Em mördar dom med några få rader bara.

ah riktigt nice den till ICP

Det finns nog seriöst ingen som kan ta eminem i en battle

Juice har ju mördat honom i en freestylebattle

Mördat är väl att ta i

En Allitteration, även kallat stavrim, bokstavsrim eller uddrim, är en vanlig rimtyp i äldre eller muntliga sammanhang. Rimmet består i att efterföljande (och vanligen betonade) ord påbörjas med samma bokstäver, eller i vissa fall enligt ett substitutmönster. Vokaler rimmar på så sätt oftast på alla andra vokaler.

wikipedia

emarkju

Alliteration:
Artificial amateurs aren't they all amazing.
Analytically I assault animate things.
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat.
Buildings are broken basically I’m bombarding.
Casually create catastrophes casualties
Canceling cats got the canopies collapsing
Detonated dime a dank, daily doing DOE.
Demonstrations don, dot it on the down low.
Eating other editors with each and every energetic
Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette.
Furious phat fabulous fantastic,
Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics.
Gift got great global goods gone glorious.
Getting godly in this game with the glorious.
Hit ‘em high hella hype historical
Hey holocaust hens, Hirem, holla at your homeboy.

http://www.hitslyrics.com/b/blackalicious-lyrics-553/alphabetacrobatics-lyrics-497891.html

Oooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now!
Ow im so fuckin' hot,
and you're soo fuckin' hot,
oh my god,
I wanna fackin' fack
no not fuck, I said fack ,
f-a-c-k, f-a-c-k, fack, fack fack fackin' freak mee!
Ohh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr Freaky,
lets call your sister, 3-way have some 3-some me so horny!
And you're such a fuckin' babe I wanna go down on you, fuck you shave!
Ohh god damn here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am

Från FACK låten och texten suger pung men det där e kul som fan.

Jag ger mig. Fett är det iaf..