Komik- Wedding speech

Komik- Wedding speech

Ding Ding Ding!
May I have your attention please!
I have prepared a little speech,
So if you just take a seat if you will...

I love you this, I love you that, I am such a hypocrit!
You can say Im constipated, couse I just don’t give a shit!
Keep your window closed, I had enough of fresh air-
Please! Your life has more split ends than Queff’s hair!

Lets skip this, cant we go back to how things where with us two-
You was on your knees more than a religeous/prostitute!
Were ment for eachother? Lets throw away the pregnancy testers-
Couse cock and pussy goes hand in hand like siamees armwrestlers!

And to my best man, you can say I have a little confession-
Well, you know about my love for fuckin and pussy agression-
Your girl sucked me off and couldn’t keep her mouth shut-
Litterally, your girl sucked me off and couldn’t keep her mouth shut!

And to your two year old daughter, stay away from drugs and guns-
And by the way, keep your lips seeled, like a retirement home for nuns!
Fuck the last thing I said, give me a call when your father have died-
And I will give you a new era of lollipops and ponyrides!

And thanks to my father in law for investing in this wedding-
A final heading, like your wife did just before this speech ending!
Its time to go now so cheereo, goodbye and greetings!
I had alot of fun with your daughter and got more ass than a G-string..

THE END!