Joto - One lucky fuck
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It´s a normal friday evening. Im drunk, as usual.
Im on my eighth glass of beer, and Im drinking brutal.
But suddenly this girl shows up and her hair floats up.
Now she sits next to me... So I say; "W-What a beautiful face
in such a beautiful day." And in the next moment I throw up.
She screams in discust, maybe thinking like "I got to go"
She didn´t, If she was, she wouldn´t helped me up from the floor.
She asks me "How are you? Can I do something to help?"
As I stared at her skirt I answerd "I must get back to my hotel".
So she grabs her cellphone and orders me a cab. While
she´s talking I took a look at her ass. "That girl must I have!"
As the cab arives I ask her; "Want to make sure I get home?"
I did never expect that she would but she actually did so.
We had a chat in the cab, she was nice in person.
We talked about everything. Everything from love to burdens.
We arives to my hotel. We had some drinks and talked.
We both were so drunk that either one could walk.
So we helped each other, after time we came to the bed.
And then we had the best sex I´ve ever had for long.
I wake up the morning after. Totally hung-over. It felt like
somebody had hit me with a bat with the size as a landrover.
So I turn around. And takes straight look at her no-existing pants.
And then it shows up that I´ve just had sex with a man...
God Im going crazy!
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