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"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next
". They stopped doing that when I started doing it to them at funerals
"According to urbandictionary.com
is somebody who looks up dumbass in the dictionary"
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow
, and when I woke up, the pillow was gone
." "Excuse me while I bash my head into a wall for a few hours, then maybe I can be at the same intelligence level as you and understand what your saying"